I don't think brook has ever known best
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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