I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Pooping to opera.
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