Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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