Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
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