I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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