It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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