So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
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