So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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