i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
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Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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