Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
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no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
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My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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