omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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