i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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