Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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