When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
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i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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