Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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