btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
The power of my boobs compel you
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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