problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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