Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
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there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
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You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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