I looked at my own cervix.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
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She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
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There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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