Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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