i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
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this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
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Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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