You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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