David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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