i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
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I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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