Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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