Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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