I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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