She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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