that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
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Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
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I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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