That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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