I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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