Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
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that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
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You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
It was a blind-side dick pic.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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