You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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