Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize