The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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