all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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