So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
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there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
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I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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