false alarm. still invincible.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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