the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
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Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
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U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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