do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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