basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
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Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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