her vagine was all disorganized.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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