the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
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Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
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Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
You did what with his pubic hair?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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