All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
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this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
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He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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