Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
so let's talk penis.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
