Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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