If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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