i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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