Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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