People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
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2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
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She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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