We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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