No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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