i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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