my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
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he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
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You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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