i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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