physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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